Annie. 28. I like old movies.

fairycosmos:

already october. that’d freak me out if any year since 2019 had been real. luckily they haven’t

exyrpf:

idc how hard you try you will NOT get me to stop using snorted in my dialogue. i will always use growled and choked and hissed and huffed and grunted and breathed and frowned and sniffed and scoffed and spluttered and purred and snickered and exhaled and whimpered and smiled and laughed and sneered and frowned

i love you words that indicate sound and tone i love you poetics i love you dialogue tags they will never take you away from me i love you i love you i love you

depsidase:

saturnsuv:

being mutuals is like we’ve never talked but i saw your vent post and do you want me to kill that person for you. still won’t talk to you tho bc that is scary sorry. love you

dognez:

Michael Nesmith, 1970.

captain-price-unofficially:

tedcruzisthezodiackiller:

theprofessional-amateur:

theprofessional-amateur:

Well played Merriam-Webster.

“There is artificial intelligence, and there is actual intelligence” 🎤🫳

jadedresearcher:

tiktoks-for-dead-pope:

I love this post so much I have done everything in my power to make sure I will never forget it via reblogging it every October 5th, in memory of discovering it for the first time

azzandra:

spectre-squared:

spectre-squared:

spectre-squared:

being on tumblr is like being in a car in a parking lot

like it’s technically public, but you’re also sorta in your own little bubble, and people have to be Actively trying to listen in order to hear you, if they’re even aware that you’re speaking at all. and then sometimes you accidentally bonk the horn with ur elbow and suddenly the whole parking lot knows you’re a virgin

bestie I appreciate the enthusiasm but this post doesn’t even have 50 notes yet lol. lil’ early for that.

Well, fuck.

Tumblr has such a weird version of getting ratio’d.

otiksimr:

no-one-offical:

silence-offical:

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2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

2-point-5:

cause-boys-dont-cry-deactivated:

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn’t look like any spider i’ve ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it’s a spider?

yes i am it looks like this

oh that’s a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren’t poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

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Is that how you found out they’re not poisonous.