the best part about being a Girl Who Knows A Lot About Star Wars is that you can fuck with dudes so much. no guy has ever been able to refute my backed claim that moff tarkin canonically had sex with a stormtrooper. why? because doing so would force them to admit they’ve never read ‘of mouse droids and men’ and therefore know less about star wars than me: a girls’ girl who thinks that luke skywalker and the mandalorian “are probably in an open relationship”.
men when a chick who made something called “darth vader’s pussy popping playlist” can read and write in aurebesh and rattle off direct quotes from wookiepedia:
STOP! are you operating on an arbitrary set of terms and rules known only to you? have you created an ultimatum or specific if/then scenario for someone else without communicating it to them? have you considered making a decision and calculated all the consequences and potential reactions to those consequences and consequences for those reactions before you actually made the decision? it may be time to say some words out loud to another person!
I think of this post constantly so I made a graphic to send to other people
if you’re ever jaded by really bad fanon interpretations it helps to revisit the source material so you can go Oh thank god. t’was all just a bad dream
I love watching How It’s Made. Though I wish they would go one level deeper. They show all of these manufacturing processes with gigantic proprietary custom engineered machines that spit out 4 billion Cheetos at once. I want to see how those are made. I want to see a show called How They Make the Things That Make Things.
That is truly some of the most creative engineering I’ve ever seen. Like, my brother designs airplane wings for fighter jets. Which is cool… but wings haven’t changed much in decades. He’s kind of a… re-engineer. (Sorry, bro.)
Whereas a custom built machine that sharpens dozens of pencils at once must have had some interesting trial and error problem-solving. How did they settle on this design and what other designs did they try?
Or how did they make this ice cream sandwich masturbation mechanism.
I want to see the messy test footage of ice cream going everywhere on the beta version.
Who engineers these things? How are they built? How much do they cost?
I might have to go on a YouTube hunt.
To date, these might be my favorite replies to a joke I’ve made.
Op, I agree with you but please dont phrase it like that
Sorry about that… Joe Biden’s Big Naturals.
The responses to this post keep delivering in hilarious ways.
I know it’s been a couple of months, but I do well and truly hate the way clicking on people’s urls works now. It’s impossible to get rid of stupid additions to otherwise good posts now because you can’t just click on the url of the previous addition and/or op and get their version of the post now since you’re shot to the top of their blog instead. And 99% of the time when I come across an otherwise good post with a stupid addition on the end that I now can’t get rid of, I just don’t reblog the post. Tumblr has actively disincentivized user engagement with this shitty UI change
